ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

ruinedchildhood:

damn bruh

ruinedchildhood:

damn bruh

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

people who buy pitchforks:

  1. farmers
  2. 30% of everyone in a mob

cant forget giants who eat giant salads

3. giant vegetarians

surprisebitch:

to my homegirls here with a big butt, shaking it like we at a strip club

surprisebitch:

to my homegirls here with a big butt, shaking it like we at a strip club